waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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