Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
Randomize
