Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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