your room smells of hookers.
And success
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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