check it out our google latitudes are spooning
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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