Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
Randomize
