I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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