seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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