Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
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