I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
i came on her dog
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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