Nicole vs. Life
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
