Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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