is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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