I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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