OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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