I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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