Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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