the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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