Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
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