the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I would fuck him just for his dog
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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