YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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