Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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