Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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