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Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
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