no. you can't hotbox the world.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
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