Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
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