in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
Randomize
