I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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