Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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