Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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