Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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