last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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