I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
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Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
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