What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I need to align my fucking chakras
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
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