So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
Randomize
