why didn't you poke me back
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
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