how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
don't judge my taste in strippers
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Randomize
