just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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