tell your sister to shave her snatch
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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