***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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