Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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