The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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