A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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