i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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