You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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