i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I just gargled with NyQuil
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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