you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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