I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
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