So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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