I smell stomach acid.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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