Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
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