Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
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