So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
Randomize
