Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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