i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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