I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
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Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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